peanut butter and jelly

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.

After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

by buick159 January 30, 2009

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Get the peanut butter and jellymug.

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

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Get the peanut butter smugglermug.

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

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Get the Danish Butter Cookiemug.

Butter my lobster

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.

Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

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