no u

the best comeback to any roast attempt

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber

by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019

no u

no u

im pretty sure no u...

by haha wasn't stinky didn't poop January 23, 2020

No u

You think your gonna read the definition of No U? No u

No u

by Canan & Richard October 15, 2020

u up for it aye

when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.

hi u up for it aye?

by evapeeve August 18, 2022

Gih meh u mone

Drunk language term for "Give me your money" i like to call it Bapu.

Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!

Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.

Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?

Guy 1: Sex pills.

by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025