ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.

I just ass ball handed your mom!

by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009

second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."

John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.

by phonaputer November 5, 2015

Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.

by Montanak121 September 3, 2013

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013

Harold la Hand

Some random YouTube channel that makes videos so great, they easily out beat Pewdiepie.

Subscribe to Harold la Hand!

by Ican'tthinkofanamesoIguessI'll March 24, 2021

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019