u/g

abbreviation for 'upgrade'

I know a computer geek that could have gotten you a new 500gb for less than $50, and could have done that u/g for you cheaply!

by fpcassini November 13, 2011

who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

U a bitch

U a bitch

U a bitch

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

no.soup.f4.u

no.soup.f4.u Is the definition of the word awesome and cool

Me: look at no.soup.f4.u‘s comment its so funny
Friend: who is that?

Me: we can’t be friends if you don’t know who that is.

by Ravboo September 19, 2021

\=]-[0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA

1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

\=-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA
HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

U-Turn

When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.

I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.

by Str8Encular October 20, 2015