So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.

Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."

by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 4, 2019

Tittie twister

When somebody twists your nipples to inflict pain

When I was in primary school I was always given tittie twisters finding it amusing to twist my nipples in front of girls

by Wedgie boy124 October 31, 2019

delightfully twisted

A happy act of delightfulness with a small touch of something undescribable

I love the delightfully twisted imagination that you have.

by Jennasequa February 9, 2020

Tunisian Twister

When you have intercourse with a goat and a second man comes and puts his cock in you too. so it's a threeway with a goat.

man that was a wild Tunisian twister we had last night.

by yakima77 March 19, 2020

Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.

Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏

by Baltimore twister January 6, 2021

Iron twister

The Iron twister is when your girl needs to be punished. First you take any metal dust or shavings in a workshop and super glue them to a condom. Then put it on and stick your dick in her pussy and twist it so it really teaches her to stop texting your best friend " accidental nudes"

I Iron twister my girl that'll teach her.

by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021