Masturbating in a porta-john, porta-pooper, shit-house, etc. in Iraq or any other desert location. The sun's heat in these areas is multiplied by the trapped air in the porta-john.
by toolonginiraq May 25, 2006
An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
by will bitten October 10, 2016
Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
by Pete Negwaski! October 05, 2017
When two men lay face up and parallel on the ground so that lines connecting their penises to the other man's head are parallel. Then two women will face downward and have their vaginae and mouths on penises and mouths.
The positions can then be rearranged according to sexual preference or for simple entertainment.
The positions can then be rearranged according to sexual preference or for simple entertainment.
Damn, I walked into my roomates and their girlfriends in a Party Box on the floor. Now they're telling me I have to clean up after them.
by Rolland Kraulter October 27, 2010
A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
by truk213 April 30, 2008
A video game system, such as PS3, Xbox or whatever that a man spends way too much time playing, instead of giving his woman any attention.
Girl 1: What are you and your boyfriend doing this weekend?
Girl 2:Probably nothing.....Jack is too busy playing with his Satan Box
Girl 2:Probably nothing.....Jack is too busy playing with his Satan Box
by LILMsQste June 13, 2010