Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

Tabs

A chocolate eaten to make you crave sex

"I could use some tabs chocolate right now.."

by Tabsabsorber August 1, 2023

table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023

tabiugd

They ain’t believe in us, god did. -DJ Khaled

“Oh you graduated high school?”

“Yeah, tabiugd!”

by ticcklmypickkl August 10, 2023

Tabby

In British Slang - A cigarette butt that's thrown on the ground.
Someone is a tabby picker if they pick up cigarette butts from the ground and smoke them (some people do it I've seen it)

Mate did you see Tyler last night tabby picking outside the pub, he's such a scruff.

by DropUrKegsAndSpreadUrLegs August 16, 2023

Tabbed

It means something like "stupid" or "dumb" often used in ilocano.
"nag tabbed" is what mostly used when people do stupid things meaning "so stupid"

you pronounce it as Tab-bed with a silent e
usually goes with a hard "b" for that thick accent and more insulting

ex. 1
friend: how the fuck did you fail the test?
me: I forgot to write my name
friend: nag tabbed

ex. 2
random player being toxic in the game*
meanwhile my friend -> "You know what they call you in the philippines? TaBBBBeeed"
-john daniel

by Benot August 25, 2023

TabTab

H-Helo

TabTab belongs in the dark element. Senpaibuns illustrated TabTab.

by Arminkshipper August 26, 2023