Robert

Male version of the word Karen.

He is such a robert.

by ml513 August 5, 2022

Robert Baker

A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍

Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker

by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022

Robert

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless

When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!

by RNish August 22, 2022

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.

“Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.

by OMP August 25, 2022

Robert

A guy who chipped his tooth and now everyone of his friends call him chip because it's funny.

Hey look, there goes Robert and his fucked up teeth!

by DarkTrollz August 25, 2022

Robert Downey Jr

The best looking man in all the multiverse’s.

A man all people would turn gay for is Robert Downey Jr

by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022