pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

e-pig

A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.

“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”

by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020

Peppa Pig

A really popular Tv show that a bunch of people have made edits on, like that youtuber Roscoe McGilludy i think. Peppa pig is really annoying and Mummy pig gets a full description on google.

Real Peppa Pig: Hello Mummy Pig!
Edits: Yo sister what's popping?

by CatMan3 April 26, 2021

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.

Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!

by Jkl66710 October 16, 2017