Peppa pig

Wow, where do you even start to describe such a stunning pig like Peppa. She looks like a supermodel in anything she wears. there's never a time where I've been physically pained to see her . She makes me the happiest I've been in a long time and her beautiful personality is so infectious that she could probably make hitler and bin laden smile. It is a blessing to be with her and and no moment with her should ever be a moment wasted. also don't be surprised if you have to end a couple of kids lives to get to her, cause shes gotta a reason to be pursued. Lastly, you can always count on her to be your #1 no matter what in all aspects of life.

peppa pig is amazing

by PeppaYodaWiggum August 29, 2023

sub pig

A person who buys everyone’s prescription Suboxone to hog for themselves

Sorry I don’t have any, Stephanie was a sub pig this month.

by Kjkoon September 27, 2023

I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig

Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.

by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

stupid pig

you stupid pig

GERRRRRRRR STUPID PIG

by alola! July 2, 2023

All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023

smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.

Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!

by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023