Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

Apocalypse pie by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

Cheese pie 

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie

Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie

Cheese pie by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021

Cow Pie in the Sky 

When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.

Cow Pie in the sky

The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.

Cow Pie in the Sky by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

American Pie 

When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.

Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.

American Pie by Sisto6940 March 1, 2021

Do pie and whipped Cream

This refers to the act of spraying whipped cream on a woman s pussy and licking it off. be aware
However. That because of the acidity of a woman s vagina.the cream may tend to curdle
So...

Mebbe not as sexy as it sounds.

After dinner we are going to do pie and whipped cream

Do pie and whipped Cream by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

pig pie 

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

pig pie by Chief quief March 11, 2021

Canoe Pie 

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

Canoe Pie by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021