“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
Get the Townie Brainmug. by dio_brando1737 August 24, 2020
Get the brainmug. Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
Get the salad brainmug. The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.
'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'
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by teby the great November 23, 2022
Get the Brain Knowledgemug. That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013
Get the Brain-Nukemug. A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025
Get the Train Brainmug. a guy gives a girl brain when shes blowing him. (dick penetrates throat and gives her a headache, or brain ache)
by louisey girly May 14, 2020
Get the brainmug.