milk ball

Someone who is being silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! He’s my little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Aww! You guys are the cutest couple.”
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Person 1: “Ewww! He’s being so creepy and weird. I’m so scared.”
Person 2: “WTF! He’s such a milk ball…”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.

"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"

by advar February 2, 2022

milk

what ur dad didnt get

ur dad didint get milk

by UR_dad in the bed with ur mom April 20, 2022

Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.

David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?

by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025

Milk-Bone

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

by Thrust torso September 15, 2021