Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Pizza Master Kirk

the sole leader of the pizza makers, supreme above all else

hello, pizza master kirk.

by TangyAsshole58 December 5, 2025

Math Master

A human who understands that the universe is just a sequence of words, and words are feelings.

He got the math masters

by Ramble04 December 19, 2025

Abliteragato mantera sudareche

The ascension phase that proceeds after the act of moon gooning.

One who goons to completion will not be able to achieve Abliteragato mantera sudareche.

And God said! "Abliteragato mantera sudareche!"

by IrishGareBear January 16, 2026

The Reverend Turtelius master love

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you

The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason

by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004

scout's master

Emily Barnes

Scout's Master is a bitch today

by cough haider December 4, 2011

lord'o'master

A neologism that combines the idiom 'lord and master'

Draped in servility, a big bindi of enslavement on her forehead, the mehndi of servitude on her palms, a mangal sutra (the mother of all married tokenisms) dangling from her neck...the urban Indian wife (hindu, more specifically) dolls up to fast and pray for her lord'o'master.

by planetpuja October 1, 2014