Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
by Pleidese February 5, 2020

'someone dragon' is a rare task in the game Among Us. First introduced by the streamer 'Toast'. Toast called an emergency meeting to inform the crew mates that he saw someone dragon - dragon deez nutz on your face. aka someone dragging deez nutz on your face.
person 1: Alright, I'm pretty sure I saw someone dragon
person 2, person 3: What's dragon?
person1: dragon deez nutz on your face!
person 2, person 3: What's dragon?
person1: dragon deez nutz on your face!
by aRealDog October 12, 2020

by Baggsy boy June 1, 2025

Boy :"Can you spit fire ??"
Girl :"Uhhh Noo!!"
Boy :"What kinda dragon are you??"
Boy1 :"Yo , see that girl??"
Boy2 :"Yeah , what a dragon broo."
Boy1 :"Haha , her nose makes her a dragon. XD "
Girl :"Uhhh Noo!!"
Boy :"What kinda dragon are you??"
Boy1 :"Yo , see that girl??"
Boy2 :"Yeah , what a dragon broo."
Boy1 :"Haha , her nose makes her a dragon. XD "
by DICKSTIONARY January 1, 2012

Me: yo bro
Bro: what
me: do you know what dragon ball z is?
Bro: no why
me:dragon these ballz across yo face
Bro: what
me: do you know what dragon ball z is?
Bro: no why
me:dragon these ballz across yo face
by CockNBall torturer November 15, 2023

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
by ACBomb April 12, 2022

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019
