that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

chooki

Chooki is the strongest in adelaide. He is shinux's boyfriend. Guy with a big unit

i am chooki and im a unit.
chooki can get his gang to get you all, even if you have knifes.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

Cookie

The root of all that is evil. A black plauge upon the land that will devour anyone who stands in its way. The source of all shadows evil and other wise unpleasent deeds.

Sally was being a real Cookie when she took a chain saw to little timmy.

by Its the BFT July 13, 2009

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

Pink-cookie

the enemy of the multi colored storm trooper swat team

Crush the pink cookie, befor eit;s to late

by martay February 18, 2003

Gorilla Cookies

A popular cookie given to new members of the popular forum, Cult of The Jedi. They are often served with Moo Juice.

Come get your free gorilla cookies and moo juice you asshats!

by Zapix March 26, 2004

cookies & milk

when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies and milk

when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies & milk

by poopie chris November 26, 2009