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Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
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koala brain

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd
by peter‽ February 5, 2022
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BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function
To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.
by BCATThompson October 7, 2021
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Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain
“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone”
“Dial b for brain”
by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021
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Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"
by KenternII October 18, 2021
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covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)
example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."
by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021
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Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.
Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
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