alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 01, 2018

Alex

A fat man who is in the 200 pound club. Who also likes men.

Go be a Alex.

by Dugdimadome April 26, 2019

Alex

A disease often found in human brains

Dude, that guy's acting like a jackass!
-Yeah man, unfortunately he has an Alex.

by June 18, 2024

Alex

Man slag.

Alex is a man slag PERIOD

by e.h6969 May 08, 2020

Alex

Alex is a guy that’s not very good at french, if you ever meet someone that isn’t good at french you should call them an alex

Guy 1: oh no I failed my french exam
Guy 2: you’re such an alex

by Rubyyy12 December 05, 2023

alex

alex a guy who looks like the rat from ratatouille or rasta mouse he ugly af but weirdly has a lot of confidence

stacy: that alex kid is a clapped mf but confident af wouldn't smash thoooooooo

by bradzeno January 20, 2023

Alex

Saying the night when is Mexican

Ofc he says the nigga,his name is Alex

by Mariahhatesnegros November 29, 2021