Wet thing

this pussy.

yo come get in this wet thing😏
say less shawty😩💦

by homiedepot June 19, 2021

Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

Wet Cleavie

When you lick your finger and stick it between boobs. Like a "wet willy" only with tits.

I gave my girl a wet cleavie and sucked my finger to check the oil.

by Thunder Jizz 125 September 27, 2025

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

by wham baby May 27, 2018

Wet Dog

When you lick a girls asshole while you’re fucking her pussy doggystyle. The king of all sex maneuvers.

“I had to go to the chiropractor after giving my bitch a wet dog.”

by Shockfun April 23, 2018

Wet Dorken

A sexual act in which the Giver holds down the Receiver and covers them in spoonful's of sour cream which is massaged into the body. The Receiver will then be instructed to make motorbike noises while the Giver mounts and rides the Receiver around the room until they achieve a gentle release.

It was crazy last night, she let me give her a Wet Dorken.

by Obi Wan Chernobyl December 28, 2023