Captain Date Rape

A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.

People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!

Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!

Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR

Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!

by George Micheal March 26, 2009

Facebook Rape

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.

After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!

by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009

date rape elbow

To use one elbow in self defense in order to thwart an unwanted sexual advance.

Kyle was all over me and wouldn't take no for an answer so I had to give him the "date rape elbow" in his face.

by The Wizened One July 23, 2007

Timelord Gang Rape

When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.

This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.

victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"

officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"

victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"

officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"

by 18 inch meat club July 31, 2011

rape your bellybutton

the unwanted access of someones finger in anothers bellybutton

1. Piss me off and i will rape your bellybutton.
2. If i rape your bellybutton will sue you me
3. Go ahead, rape your bellybutton. i will like it.

by Franklin LaGiggleHeimer November 13, 2007

philidelphia cheese rape

lube ass whole with cream cheese shove a bagel up your ass and blow your load into someones mouth

when krusty starts talking shit i perform a Philidelphia cheese rape

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007

Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010