Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.
by bripgilb March 21, 2017
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"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
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by brucedamoose June 24, 2010
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(From SkyDoesMinecraft's Do Not Laugh)
Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!
Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*
Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!
Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*
Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
by VideogamemasterN November 27, 2015
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He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.
He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.
He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”
LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”
LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”
LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
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"Hey do you Know John Rafael Pascual?"
"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever
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"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever
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