Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

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jakes

police

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.

by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022

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A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

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jake

fucking rapist manipulative bitch

friends: you’re dating jake? i’m so sorry

by bigfatcat November 21, 2021

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The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

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