pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Black-fired

When you try to make someone black out by buying them shots but it back fires and you black out instead!

Glen tried to make Christa black out on her birthday, but it totally black-fired and he threw up in the ladies room!

by Stanny1234 November 30, 2010

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

fire

The most amazing substance known to man.

Shit dude! I just lit my cock on fire!

Shit!

by pyromaniacial September 6, 2014

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023