<u

It's a retarded heart. For when you feel like you've said something loving in a retarded way.

Boyfriend: bby gurl I lyve yew.
Girlfriend: Fuckin A. You are a retard!
Boyfriend: <u

by FuckinAye February 12, 2013

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Get the <umug.

U

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter U, when you can just respond "Ur mom gay."

"Ultimately, Uma undeniably understands us ugly, unlucky Uruguayan underdogs."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

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Get the Umug.

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

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Get the Why u so fat?!mug.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

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Get the Girlfriends (u see whats coming)mug.

u-ish

You suck go fucking eat a cock and grab your noose. roblox is hell jewish peepz gio to heaving

"oml u-ish"

by dicksuckerpseudoyn May 6, 2018

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Get the u-ishmug.

A fetishisation of aliens and another non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature, more often than not, it is for the general incomprehensibe and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those that have this fetish.

That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t

by Skippidy toilenist May 20, 2024

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