gooberguylol's definitions

whitespitter

a person who literally goons or masturbates to literally anything

"My friend is such a whitespitter, he always jerks off to anything he sees!"

by gooberguylol November 16, 2025

firenese

fire + -ese
spit out fire bars or straight facts or lyrics with perfection

Person 1: "Look at him, the firenese that he's releasing is fascinatingly magnificent!"
Person 2: "I know right? His firenese is exquisite!"

by gooberguylol November 22, 2025

aeiou u u u

ay-yoo-yoo-yoo-yoo
nonsensical gibberish that means "didn't listen"

Narrator: "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."
Student: "aeiou u u u aeiou u u u didn't listen didn't listen blablablablablablablablablablablabla"
Narrator: "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start."
Student: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa"

by gooberguylol November 22, 2025

feinmeicologne

fein means addicted to drugs so this'd be "addicted to using cologne"
feen-mee-kuh-lone

Person 1: "Wow he's so feinmeicologne."
Person 2: "I know, right? He is always feinmeicologne every day!"

by gooberguylol November 22, 2025

partyanddiddle

a party is something fun
diddle is a slang verb that means do something sexual to someone
basically: this means the same thing as "orgy"

"You likin' this partyanddiddle?"

by gooberguylol November 22, 2025

discummer

the master baiter is releasing his nut everywhere
someone who jerks off at parties

"Oi, stop being a discummer or you're getting kicked out."

by gooberguylol November 22, 2025

awestruck police truck

just means "an awestruck person"

"Wow, I'm an awestruck police truck after that performance."

by gooberguylol November 24, 2025