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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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Social Barbarian

Someone who bulldozes, pillages, and monopolizes a group or discussion regardless of the situation.
Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
by Bryianzum May 20, 2025
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Socialism

Literally the reason why we cant have nice things.
Socialism appears to work with its principles but when in practice it fails.
by pissyjorts May 31, 2025
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Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.
Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.
by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025
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Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...
Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Social Rape

When some one with the last name Ben Moshe forces himself into conversations or situations in which he does not belong
Elliot inviting himself to my grad party was an example of social rape
by Butthole Tribe June 15, 2025
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Socialists

kids and teenagers (some adults) on YouTube who has a username like “S1LLY_L0VER” with their favorite character in it. Or maybe “1_LUV_” and then their favorite character. They also hate Neal Mohan because they think he terminates their channels when they don’t realize YouTube relies on AI for giving out community guidelines violations . They are known for making posts with “share this post if you hate” and then they put their least favorite character, a bad user, or anything they hate. They also have such other things like Roblox, deviant art, Picsart, They hate lots of YouTubers for their actions, little do they know that hatred is a sin and that Jesus Christ says you should forgive and love people no matter what, and they call that an opinion? Oh fuck no, they better quit doing that shit
Person 1: I am getting sick of being hated, that’s it! I’m leaving that shit socialists community
by SSSophieRain June 16, 2025
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