Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month

Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.

by PeacockSequence October 15, 2022

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Elbow Punch

A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.

When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.

Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.

"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.

Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.

by Selphee June 4, 2011

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022