when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.
"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"
"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
by GayManSal November 18, 2021
Get the Crazy Poomug. A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
by Eerie-leo July 30, 2019
Get the Poo Stormmug. 
Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.
by anonymous November 16, 2022
Get the Excitement poomug. by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020
Get the pee pee poo poo checkmug. The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.
Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022
Get the poo-rusemug. The word that you call ur toxic best friend when they are being annoying and you just want attention.
by murmynatalia.wispo November 24, 2019
Get the Maxy poomug.