Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

December, Give the person that you know likes you a chance

In the whole month, ONLY if your single, U have to give the girl that likes you a chance. It's the opposit as simp September, you have to show the girl/boy that you're into the person ..but not play that person, if you do then you have to send that person the ugliest picture of you and that person is allowed to post it and say mean comments about you

Shortcut: GTPTYKLYC or DECEMBER LOVERS

1 boy: "yo my man, it's December!
2 boy: yeah I know, it's gonna be Christmas
1 boy: no, not ONLY that, IT'S DECEMBER, GIVE THE PERSON THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU A CHANCE... which means you have to give that girl that's into you a chance!
2 boy: oh... I mean she is kinda pretty and cute so why not

by dghjkhgfd November 7, 2020

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Persons

A word used by the Dumbasses who cant say people

This car can Hold a capacity of 7 persons

by Abu_7leppa May 5, 2020

Red Person

Your protector. They watch over you and take care of your heart. You can’t live without them.

She always keep me safe. She is my red person.

by Happysunshinebish June 21, 2023

Pharisaic Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. This is most common with those who claim to be part of the Christian faith, but just use it as an excuse to be mean, hateful, and judgemental. The best treatment for a personality like this is understanding, empathy and most importantly, prayer.

The corrupt pastor of that church has a bad case of pharisaic personality syndrome.

by Dark Hood March 1, 2024

No personality

A bunch of messages don't happen to be the truth. Not "Used to describe people who don’t have their brain and only follow other people to make their decisions" that someone put for No personality. When someone says that someone else has no personality, it typically means that the person is boring or lacks interesting or noteworthy qualities. /

That has no personality.

by JordanJohnsonistheone July 15, 2023