November 28 

the national no deodorant day

jake: dude, u stink so bad
tom: it’s november 28, no deodorant day. Duh

November 28 by stweirdo November 28, 2019

November 7 

(November 7th) is official white people can say the (n-word) day.

Simon: yo (nigga)

Dave: the fuck

Simon: it’s November 7th biiiiiitch

Dave: ok

November 7 by Yeesh November 5, 2019

November 11 

November 11 is the day where you can’t hang out with the people you normally hang out with. You have to meet new people and make new friends. Even is someone is shy or annoying you have to give them a chance. NO talking to your regular group of friends or your cheating on this day.

Sarah: You can’t sit here
Molly: Why not, your my friend?

Sarah: It’s November 11

Molly: Oh ok well see you around!

November 11 by Lovely_day_isnt_it October 28, 2019

November 20 

November 20 is the day where weirdos, and rapists were born , the day where if you celebrate you will have bad luck for the rest of your life and you have no love for your mother.

Steve: You going to Chris's party on November 20th
Mike: Fuck no I love my mom ho.

November 20 by OompaLoompaTrainer November 12, 2019

November 3 

It’s national steal your friends boyfriend/girlfriend day. Go steal your friend lover!

Boy 1:Dude, I just stole my friends girlfriend since it’s November 3.
Boy 2:Lol

November 3 by Kookie_Pop_Rose November 1, 2019

November 7 

Xu Minghao`s birthday.

"it`s xu minghao`s birthday, November 7!"
"oh my god!! xu minghao the fashion icon from seventeen?!"
"yes, that`s him!"

November 7 by cyberazz November 7, 2019

November 11 

The day where you hug a girl with the name Tala. For some reason every girl named tala is insanely attractive.

Hey tala, can I get a hug?
No
But it’s November 11th

November 11 by Hifarila November 9, 2019