chocolate-milk alternative 

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

chocolate-milk alternative by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Slime milk 

Cum

I poured my slime milk on her chest

Slime milk by Lily balls February 5, 2019

pasturized milk 

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

pasturized milk by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Chunky milk 

when pour beans in to a nigga's anus and then eat that shit with a ladle.

Damn, that mans asshole got chunky milked.

Chunky milk by I3appo May 8, 2019

Chocolate Milk 

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"

Chocolate Milk by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019

Tasmanian Milk Snork 

When your partner gives a blowjob like a Tasmanian Devil that when you blow your load it comes out of her nose, causing them to make a snork sound and looks like dripping milk.

Your mom was at it so hard last night she Tasmanian Milk Snorked all over me. Hot.

Tasmanian Milk Snork by Alleycat26 June 30, 2019

Spicy Milk

Milk mixed with a little too much vodka

yooo this spicy milk is nasty bishhh

Spicy Milk by Ballzlickde July 24, 2019