Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
Get the Kung Fu Jesusmug. A trans man.
by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.
by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
by Cracker with Attitude October 28, 2017
Get the jesus ridermug. 
Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
Get the Surprise? Jesus!mug. The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates
by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023
Get the Jesus fridgemug.