car jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

by torkhum July 22, 2008

jack butt

same as jack ass, but without the "naughty word".. use in front of children to avoid their parents pasting you one. entertaining when combined with "fucking"... thus defeating it's whole purpose.

person 1:"i only listen goth music because i am too goth for anything else."
person 2:"shut it, you're such a fucking jack butt."

by goof balls October 20, 2005

Flap Jack

A cool show on cartoon network.
Chowder is cooler though.

"Let's watch Flap Jack !"
"Sure. Oh ! And there's an episode of Chowder next."
"FUCK YES."

by ImLame. January 24, 2010

jack

This guy is an ultimate farmer. He is rather large and a bit of a jack. He likes to think he has friends when in reality he is all on his 'jack'. he bigs himself up and pretends that he is hard but he is truly whipped.

"yo that kid's such a jack!"

by danny mayer November 15, 2011

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.

{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!

by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009