Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".

"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz

by CrystalGuyzer March 8, 2012

Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.

- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."

by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.

I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.

by The great winkworm July 31, 2015

In the pocket

When someone is in the pocket they are perfectly fucked up. Not over the limit but also not sober, mind at ease, complete comfort, in the pocket.

“Bro, Anthony, that last shotgun put me right in the pocket homeboy.”

by addymc December 25, 2022

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Your girl when she sees Katsuki Bakugo

You: “Mommy you’re wetter than an otter’s pocket!”
Her: “Yeah I just watched Katsuki Bakugo porn!”

by uncleember July 13, 2021

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017