David

A cute person that pulls no bitches he is also a simp

David is gay

by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021

david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them

i got that david farmer dick

by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

david

can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha

david; i love you

by pluto your mum June 21, 2019

David

Shy and a bit quiet at first, but an absolute menace to society after you get to know him. He’s a good person at heart, but sometimes he just needs to chill out a bit.

“I just heard some guy talking about hot milfs in the bathroom.”
“Oh yeah, that’s David.”

by Chaotic Pastel Goth December 8, 2023

david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.

"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"

by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.

david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)

by useless12736 November 20, 2021