Clubster

A clubster; one who gets crunk in da club, dressed like a DAMN FOOL. mixes horrible 80s attire with large frame glasses cheap gold jewelry and feathers in their hair. a hybrid mix between a hipster and a club rat. says they only pop bottles and drink chilled patron, when in actuality you probably pre gamed it in the parking lot with some PBR and a bottle of Jager.

female; Dev, dropping it to da floor the only classy clubster

male; Kanye west, class-less shutter shades, fresh to death kicks.

by sexdrugspushtostart June 3, 2011

Clubcard Rape

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.

*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"

by jacksonliam August 14, 2011

clubine

Clubine refers to a last name. People with the last name Clubine are usually very gifted. Clubines are geniuses with a great personality. Everyone should have a Clubine as a best friend.

That Clubine family is great!

by YYYEEETTT January 5, 2018

clubhauling

Droppin' Anchor to swing a pirate ship broadside, to face an opposing force. This is a very rough move for the boat usually causing damage, and crewmen to be swept overboard by the sudden 90 Degree turn to use cannons while broadside. Against an enemy.

"They're Clubhauling!" A scene from "Pirates of the Caribbean"

by Alastor McKee December 11, 2019

fan clubber

A fan clubber is a girl that gets all dolled up to go to night clubs & get free drinks & dance with guys they just met that night. The fan clubber will ALWAYS say that it's "Girls night out" whenever she wants to go fan clubbing with her girlfriends. They do this because their in search of building their fan club and adding more guys to their long list of dudes they go out and party with. They'll go dancing and accept free drinks from dudes that only want an easy buzzed chick to hook up with. The guy's they're out flirting with they usually also exchange phone numbers with. Fan clubbers will always refer to the new guys they met as "just friends." The reason why their called fan clubbers is because they typically have no intention of hooking up with the guys they flirt with but, that doesn't mean they won't because if you get a fan clubber buzzed or especially drunk, it's not terribly difficult to hook up with one.

I took Teresa out to dinner, then we went dancing and I bought her like 2 or 3 drinks and she still wouldn't hook up with me. She's just another fan clubber.

by Double Dawg May 12, 2008

She buggin', I'm clubbin'

A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.

Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."

by Coobieboobie January 19, 2018

Clubbing Baby Seals

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010