Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

by buckEboi April 27, 2010

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015

piece of my cake

A way to say you want to have sex with someone in a sly way.

Guy 1: Damn she's hot af
Guy 2: I'd let her have a piece of my cake
Guy 1: Same braw

by Kifkinz October 21, 2018

Italian Coffee Cake

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.

Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?

by CoachMary October 3, 2016

Dorito Cake Face

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.

Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!

by CCTheDog August 15, 2021