by klwpolar April 23, 2021
Get the Bum Rat mug.A person who has a buttcheek face, also gets no pussy, and is the biggest rager on planet earth. He is broke and hates stoners and wants to kill all drug users
by Bob Kidd February 14, 2020
Get the Bum ass mug.by Yourmom3434 April 23, 2019
Get the Bum/nobody mug.Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.
by Sophie Dickson October 10, 2008
Get the Bum nice mug.A bum ass mother fucker that likes to receive cock in his ass. He is a really good athlete but likes to fuck men. This is also known as a Fag or a Faggot
by DawDaw March 7, 2017
Get the bum cor mug.The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
Get the the bum battle mug.A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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