The boner champ

Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real

Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real

Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ

by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021

Backseat car boner

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

by Oujidon January 5, 2018

Amy De Boer

A dumb white bitch who gets "white girl wasted" every weekend and only gets into clubs after sucking a bouncers dick.

Amy De Boer only gets into clubs because she uses her sisters ID and tickles pickles for free drinks

by AndOMGcholesterol June 14, 2019

boner puke

A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.

Cum'on guys! You can do it, make your boner puke. Work hard and leave it all on the floor!

by Alec "SWAN" Trierweiler December 10, 2007

brain boner

A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."

Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"

by chungamunga April 18, 2009

boner

An adjective for something that is good, dope, ill, or sweet and is typically related to dude-like conversation.

Guy 1: "Dude, boner ride!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man!"

by Jackson5789 January 14, 2009

Donkey Boner

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick

God damn ur a donkey boner

by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008