poo

A brown consistency that come out of your bum hole: you can get it in;

Sloppy

Rocky
Chunky
Liquid

And more

Son: Mom i did a poo
Mom: oh it’s a mixture of liquid and rocky

by stupidityisyourmum October 17, 2021

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.

I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!

by Newagearsewipe August 5, 2016

poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

Pee Pee Poo Poo

1. Noun, The strange mixture of diarrhea and urine, usually left in the toilet by people under the age of ten
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea

1. "Jerry, your cousin left a pee pee poo poo in the bathroom!"
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."

by WHAT HOW September 29, 2020

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022