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Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)
The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
mugGet the Fuck a pig with a stickmug.

filipino speed stick

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010
mugGet the filipino speed stickmug.

Wrong end of the stick

An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem.

The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick.

It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner.

The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end.

The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end.

Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game.
"Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.
by Horton Cum-Studley February 6, 2012
mugGet the Wrong end of the stickmug.

driving stick shift

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift
by LasPlagas December 2, 2009
mugGet the driving stick shiftmug.

stick up man

stickup man - a thief who robs you with gun normally hidden in a coat.
That guy on the street was a Stick up man worked downtown, but he wasn't a bad guy always looked after the roses in his gardens.
by nosuchthings September 20, 2013
mugGet the stick up manmug.

stick in her pooper

war is meaningless when you can stick in her pooper
by AndyLubrdt February 3, 2007
mugGet the stick in her poopermug.

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