Funniest person you will ever meet. So sweet and kind and innocent. Becomes your best friend. Gets in the friend zone and never comes out.
by johnatahn2344 April 22, 2020

I love Sam, Sam is so fucking epic.
by Kai.femboi May 23, 2021

by Tsm_Marcus-Abenessy March 6, 2019

Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.
by Mystery girl in the world September 21, 2021

A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.
by Jim Nantz 69 July 19, 2018

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.
"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018
