by Sucking sweaty asshole hairs August 6, 2022

by The first 6 keys in a keyboard March 12, 2023

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.
Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."
by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.
I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
