the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.

Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.

by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

king of old gen

Lulz was the best old get until he quit to do better things in his life

the king of old gen vanish when they needed him most

by Lulzxo October 27, 2021

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018