Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

car

1) deliberate or accidental misspelling of cat
2) an automobile used to get from point A to point B
3) a man's penis

1) "theres a car on my lap"
2) "i took my car to the autoshop the other day"
3) "have you seen terry's car? it's ginormous"

by dizzyouxxxit December 9, 2023

tiktok car

any car that was spammed tf outta kids from tiktok to where the car isn’t cool no more.
ex. (992. Porsche GT3 RS, BMW M5CS, Lexus LFA, MK4 Supra )

Person 1: Rank your top three cars GO!
Person 2: GT3 RS, M5CS, and Lexus LFA
Person 1: My Brother in Christ you picked all the TikTok cars 😂

by vzee June 14, 2024

Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.

A Car's Life is a terrible movie

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021