Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whistle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whistle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whistle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.

Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

make it hail

Throwing pennies at strippers instead of notes

friend 1- " want to go to the strillers tonight?
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags

by lacwfxx February 1, 2015

Maked Archer

Maked Archer is the one and only lithuaniun king of runescape. Being an ownage pker and having the accent of a god maked archer is all you could ever dream to be on runescape.

Man i failed then if only i was Maked Archer.

by Runescapian Player July 7, 2009

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025