Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019

pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.

A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants

After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!

by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

Big pants

Someone who wears big pants

"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."

by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 20, 2017

Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 24, 2019