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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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wet giggle

When your girlfriend giggles during sex.
My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
by Little squish 6590 February 12, 2017
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backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
by Storythistle March 9, 2017
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tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
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afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person
My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles
by repomonster April 4, 2017
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Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.
"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"
by ElZarape July 27, 2017
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