David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
by wibbawobba June 07, 2024
David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic
by Poopybuttmanmanman November 21, 2021
The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021
One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.
by bummlife April 17, 2011
Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013
"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"
"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"
"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"
by AKbigkahuna July 07, 2018
Is a super hot guy from Spain, more exactly, Alicante. He is an muser with about 300k fans on Musical.ly. He is funny, beautiful, cute, adorable, loving and sweet.He will always make you happy when you see his smile.
by Catasstefania May 15, 2017