Beef

To beef:

To let out an unexpectedly loud fart that kind of burns when coming out that smells like raw beef.

"Ayo! It's rank as fuck in here! Who BEEFED?"

by Lowkey tired as fuck November 4, 2025

“Beef Chow Mein”

When one man shits in another man’s curly hair.

Possibly the reason for Warren Zaman’s smirk in the music video for Warewolves of London

He got “Beef Chow Maned” when he drank too much and passed out at the party

Bobby says he’s gonna give johnny a nice big helping of “beef chow mein” on their 3rd date

by Chlap D’Ahough November 30, 2025

BeefCringe

When 2 people have had a huge disagreement and 1 of them makes a grand apology/gesture in front of many to make a show of sincerity only to be completely aired by the other party leaving everyone else cringing in an awkward silence

Omg did you hear Jane Completely Aired Alan after he apologised it left the whole discord BeefCringe! My ass puckered so tight it nearly swallowed my chair.

by JustynCyder December 1, 2025

Beefing my dong

Pulling a Royce

When someone who thinks theyre great, but in reality are not as in they are "beefing my dong"

by RiskyOmega December 17, 2025

Beef Nog

n - A beverage containing beef, as well as any other meat additives (as long as the majority of the meat is beef). Traditionally seasonal, but some consume it year-round. True Beef Nog is from the Nog region of France. Any other Beef Nog is actually just sparkling gravy. Beef Nog is a slurry of beef and heavy cream. Some regional toppings are heavy cinnamon sprinkling, nutmeg, parmesan cheese, dry rub, or wet rub. It is generally recommended to take one's time consuming Beef Nog, in order to savor every sip.

"Mike just threw up; It looks like Beef Nog."

by Zombiesnstuff December 20, 2025

Beefgirl

Pejorative/Noun

1. The female corollary of the term “soyboy,” used specifically to refer to women who have masculine figures or unladylike social behaviors. Named due to the fact that beef is one of the meats with the highest percentage of testosterone within it, thus leading to unwanted masculinization if consumed way too much in the average woman’s diet.

Holy shit, Lily is such a beefgirl, she’s been walking around the lunchroom with unshaven legs and talking about her self-insert Undertale fanfictions!

by Asriel___LOVER January 9, 2026

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006